so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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