I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
