I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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