I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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