I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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