would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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