We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
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