She's JV to your varsity
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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