I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
you traded sex for a burrito?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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