you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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