Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
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