check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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