so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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