Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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