Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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