you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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