used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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