He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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