Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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