Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
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