Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Randomize
