I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
Randomize
