Acid is not a monday night drug
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
You ate ashes out of my bong
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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