porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
