is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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