I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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