There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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