Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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