sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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