When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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