woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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