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I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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