gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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