The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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