there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
