I'll bet she douches with gravy.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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