I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Randomize
