Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
The ass gains better be worth it
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