: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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