Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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