Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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