Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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