Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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