they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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