Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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