addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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