We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
