He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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