and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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