Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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